Winter is coming. If you’re an avid fan of Game of Thrones then you’re probably rolling your eyes as we speak, muttering about how they’ve been saying that for years now and winter has FINALLY come this year after six scorching hot seasons. But I’m telling you that winter IS coming and not in a zombie-apocalypse kind of way, but in the chapped lips, and flaky skin kind of way. I know – same thing right?

 

Just because everything else is pretty much falling apart in winter time, does not mean your skin has to. Yes, yes, it’s a sad sad time. Your lips can get so dry you have to keep a lifetime supply of chapstick in your pockets or they will bleed, and your skin will look and feel flaky and unattractive that you just want to lie down and give up on life because who can look good in winter right?

 

People who bio-exfoliate, that’s who. Say whaat? That’s right – I told you that our bio-exfoliating mitt is the ultimate handy dandy tool that will keep you looking dazzling in every season.

 

Now why will bio-exfoliating help me in winter, you ask? Well ladies and gentlemen, as you know – humidity levels drop significantly in winter time. The decreasing amount of moisture leads to chapped lips, cracked hands, and dry skin.

 

You might find yourself snuggling to indoor heating as the air gets colder, but that only makes your skin dehydrate faster and shed harder because: 404 Moisture Not Found. You might also find yourself applying extra lotion and moisturizer because everything feels extremely dry and sad.

 

Quantity does not guarantee quality, I’ve been told. No matter how much more products you apply on your skin, they won’t be able to work their magic if you apply them on a base full of dead skin cells and despair.

 

Bio-exfoliating is the only way to get rid of those pesky dead skin flakes and make way for new, healthier skin cells to grow and also for your skincare products to find their way into your skin and system, supplying you with fresh moisture and all the nourishment your skin needs to get its shine, health, and hydration back on. Also, it’all natural. You won’t have to worry about irritating your dry skin because our mitts are totally organic and safe! And then afterwards, lather yourself in all those extra moisturizers so that your skin feels and stays hydrated. Exfoliation itself is not enough when it comes to wintertime skin! Remember, moisturization and bio-exfoliation are complementary, not substitutes. I learned that in my Macroeconomics class.

 

So draw yourself a nice warm bath, immerse yourself in a cloudy steam, get those pores open, shed away those flaky skin cells, apply extra moisturizing skincare products because your skin needs them, and enjoy feeling better than everyone else.

 

Because you hold the secret. Bio-Exfoliating Mitts from Harem’s Secret.